(09th August, 2017 Email)
And I’m sure you do too, fellow Daygame cool-dude
You’d been at this Daygame shtick for a little while now. Possibly a few days. Possibly a few weeks. Maybe even a month or two. Girls were finally stopping and listening to what you have to say. A few may have even laughed at your jokes. And I’m sure a few phone numbers had accidentally found their way into that hand held mobile communication device we as a society seem to cherish so much.
A thought runs through your head like wind through your ears…
You think back to all that “supa-dupa kool” Daygame material you’ve peeped on the YouTube
Reminiscing about all the increbi-bull goo-roos online who performed some Daygame dating ‘black magic’ on many a secretly recorded Daygame infield video…
The mind shattering epiphany that a girl you have met nerry 7 minutes, 33 seconds and 85 milliseconds ago could actually drop EVERYTHING she has (or hasn’t ) planned and join you, the handsome stranger, on a date right away.
I jest a little bit
Don’t get me wrong, instant dates are fun
I recall fondly my very first instant date. As many readers will recall, I cut my Daygame teeth on the icy streets of Toronto. I’d been absolutely struggling my way through awkward walking-besides-the-girl approaches for about a week when I happened upon Henna. Henna was a decent looking brunette from Finland. An artsy kind of hippy that seemed attracted to the Australian accent. After walking with her for 10 minute, I told her of my plans to grab a coffee for 10 minute and requested she join me.
Accept she did
And just like that, I’d lost my instant date-ginity
The instant date went fine
We sat in a Tim Hortons, (Canada’s version of utopia), and had a pleasant conversation sitting opposite each other sipping crappy coffee. (Sorry eskimo-people, that stuff was rubbish.)
Importantly, at the time, I’d broken down that incredible mental barrier
Girls could find me attractive enough to join me on an instant date from right there in the street.
It’s no secret that I had plenty of fun in forthcoming years taking girls on instant dates.
Fun, platonic, excitement-dulling, friendly instant dates…
… Instant dates that transformed what were buzzing, electric, initially exciting Daygame approaches, into friendly, prolonged time wasters.
I hope so
If not, let me continue to paint this depressing picture
Over time my poor little brain was became befuddled. I would be having these incredible Daygame approaches, full of sexual undertone that could cut though butter like a hot Ganzo knife.
Where I’d normally get a text back from these fine senoritas of the street, after taking them on an instant date, poor zaccy boy was greeted with a silence as cold as Toronto’s winter
For those of you wondering, here’s why:
That’s enough time to create great curiosity, spike and tease the hell out of the latest chicky babe victim. But still ground the Daygame approach with enough rapport building conversation to warrant a reply to your follow up text message.
If you can’t keep up the sexual undertone and relentless teasing, the girl’s forebrain starts to kick in. It screams “wait a god damn minute, what the hell are you doing in a coffee store with this stranger? You were on your way to buy a dildo, how did you end up here?”
(Yep, I can promise that’s the thought process of EVERY girl.)
It may make little sense to a beginner Daygamer who’s convinced that the more time you spend with a girl, the better she is going to like you.
But that’s ok, they will soon learn. And hopefully this Daygame message will cut considerable wasted time off of the learning curve.
I hereby declare the following:
They do have ONE SINGLE USAGE
Planting the seeds for a same day lay
The only time we Daygamers will take a girl on an instant date after reading this advice, is when we have tested the girl’s logistics for the day.
If she’s skipping her way to class in an hours’ time, we aren’t going to take her on a 20 minute instant date.
If she’s meeting a friend to go dildo shopping in 2 hours’ time, we aren’t taking her on an instant date either.
If she’s a gorgeous tourist who has nothing to do and knows nobody in this fresh new city she’s in, then we can take her for an instant date.
From here, we will slowly lead her back to your logistics, under the pretense of giving her a secret tour of your city.
Good luck, fellow Daygamers. I hope this earth shattering advice on instant dates serves you well into the future
Until then, check out this sizzling Daygame infield approach. Notice I DIDN’T take her on an instant date at the end?
See you tomorrow,